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"MITT IS TOAST" - Now we all know who 47% hater Willard M Romney truly is. Before it was more speculation, now it is the naked truth.


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RonaldReagan - September 1, 2015, 9:20 am
Jeb Bush is Mitt 2.0
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:35 am
150 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!


SILLY 47% - 53% OF THE MONEY IS FOR THE RICHEST 1%


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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:21 am
112 shares! Woot! Thanks for the siupport!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 9:33 pm
Funny... All I see is a punked kid with a Translator ring from his cereal box.... Keep s****** that koolaid like the champ you are....
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
Okay, gotta go. Kicking Groucho's a$s gets old after awhile (too easy). See ya in a few weeks, peeps! Time to do some campaigning. To the rest of you... you won't win an election hanging out here all day. Remember that. Peace out! See you in a month. X-D
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:02 pm
TRANSLATION: (Groucho) I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Funny how I trip over my own tongue here... kinda like how Ryan did when bumbling over his lack of knowledge on Afghanistan. Doh!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
I project nothing... You're no different than any other lib that had their b***s kicked here and elsewhere...
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
Funny how you trip over the libs here... Odd that...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Wish I had a life too. Oh, well, back to trolling!
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): I am projecting.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
I guess this means you've either grown a brain in the last week or you're leaving?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
Understood. Glad to hear it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm

I stand up to Groucho plenty. But I do it without using playground tactics. How old are you?
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
The best way, IMO, is to turn them into adults, by using the power of logic, to get them interested in wanting to learn for themselves, how to use logic. Obviously, (and hopefully, I'm not stating a dubious premise here :P) some cases are hopeless.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Seriously... You need thicker skin...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nah, I promised Mooooo that I would help him make this site more peaceful. I can't do anything about you, teabagger, but while I am out campaigning, you are busy trolling this site since that's all you are good at.HAHA
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
You don't like the "Democrat" sal Alinsky method? Odd that
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Yup, Obama is smashing Romney in the polls. Need a tissue?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Understandable. Peace is never a bad thing. Okay, gotta go. Out to do some campaigning. See you in a few weeks. Peace bro!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm
I've noticed you scaled back when bam bam got his a** handed to him... Follow the polls much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm

Groucho is on his way to getting himself banned permanently. And if you keep fighting his fire with fire you'll not be far behind him. I'm not asking you to leave him alone, just lay off the insults. (Especially the p******** stuff).
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
Shame you can only bring adolescent insults... Facts not so much... Sorry, but remember this, you embody the entirety of your only "insult" towards me... Remember to smile
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm
P.S. By the way....saw that your boy Ryan was annihilated by Biden the other night. Need a tissue? LOL.. Better warm up your worn out knee pads. Ryan is in need of your lovin' after that beat down.Later teabagger. Clean yourself boy,you got teabagged.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm

I am probably one of the least sensitive people you could ever meet. And I've got plenty of backbone. But the site rules forbid attacking people, and that's what matters here. I do not co-own politifake (I never said I did) I am the partner at religifake
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
Okay, have fun. Back to campaigning. Will drop in to say "Hi!" in a few weeks. Later! :-)
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
But once in a while it wouldn't kill you to grow a backbone. Groucho is a wimp and can't stand up to a good smackdown when he gets one. Never hurts him to occasionally remind him (and bullies like him) of that. Like Biden did to Ryan. Nuff said.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
So, I agree with your over all sentiment. That's why I can go for weeks without being here while Groucho can't go a day or two without being here. For the sake of peace, it's good to take a break from here and let the trolls duke it out.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:48 pm
If you are really a co-owner of this site, you would've spoken to Mr.M months ago about banning Groucho for good for his chronic harassment. The fact that you haven't speaks volumes about you as his enabler.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:47 pm
So I understand your point. It's a good one. But you embrace the opposite extreme and become an enabler... will encourages Groucho just as much as people who provoke him...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:46 pm
Nah, you're a just being overly sensitive. And once I say my peace I move on. Groucho is addicted to this place. There lies the difference. But you are entitled to your opinion. So we just might have to agree to disagree. Peace out
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:45 pm
...but once in awhile you have to DO WATCHA GOTTA DO (what Biden did the other night) and put bullies and liars in their place. That's the real world. If you can't do that, then get out of the way.... or you will get steamrolled by those who have the will
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:44 pm

There are proper ways to deal with children on the Internet. Sinking to their level isn't one of them. I'm starting to think that you're provoking him because you enjoy the insult tossing. I KNOW that's why he does it.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:41 pm
Not too worried. Only one way to treat a pathetic bully like Crotcho. When they attack, you hit back... but much MUCH harder. If you want to be his doormat, that's your choice. I've scaled back my presence on here in light of your goal to keep peace...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:39 pm

FFS. You're not acting any better than he does right now. Try being the bigger man.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:34 pm
And while the rest of us are too busy campaigning to take the time to respond to the teabagger, he is stuck here on Politifake because the *** offender list he is on forbids him from leaving his mom's basement.LOL. Say hi to Chris Hansen for us.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 9:30 am

I came here out of curiosity.....I stay just to annoy you.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 8:36 am
Seriously... What are you doing on this forum? You're the one lacking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 12:57 am

Really?....You just don't get this. Your brand of "debate" has no place in polite society.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
That was a compliment
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 10:09 pm

What part of "no personal attacks" do you not understand Groucho?. I swear you're trying to get yourself banned permanently.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 8:49 pm
Shame it's only among stupid moonbats like yourself that s****** koolaid
ughomer - October 11, 2012, 2:38 pm
Chin up, Marms. Done gud on this. 114 shares (plus mine).
marms - October 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
100 shares in 10 days! Thanks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 8:43 am
Maybe you should get a job.
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:58 am
I love the sound of desperate Mitt-Tard Trolls in the morning :)
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 12:50 am
Hey, marms, walmart is running a special on tin foil. Make some pretty nice liberal hats
knucklesworth - September 24, 2012, 10:55 pm
NAME ME ONE CANDIDATE THAT WOULDN'Y TAKE 53% OF THE VOTE VS 47?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:54 pm
Don't confuse the moonbat with facts
foxrecon19d - September 24, 2012, 9:53 pm
actually, 75% of America's tax burden is for the richest 1%
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't you hate the ring that paper hat leaves on your head?


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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Bought more than 2K MRAP (mine resistant armored vehicles) to patrol America. Feel safe?




THose DARN REPUBLICANs AnD THEiR war on women -


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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 10:27 am
But she is not really Black or a woman because she is a republican. --- Jesse Sharpton
OTC - November 6, 2014, 6:19 pm
Those racist women hating right wingers!


4 MORE YEARS - we haven't suffered enough for our sins


TAGS: obama 4th of all time
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JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:24 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 11:21 pm
Habba habba obama...
JGalt - September 21, 2012, 10:16 pm
no matter how many times we post this, liberals will still be in love with their cult hero who can do no wrong.


A JOURNALIST'S GUIDE TO FIREARMS -




YOU KNOW THAT HUGE LEAD OBAMA HAS? - Hey Romney... YOU BUILT THAT!


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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:28 pm
TRANSLATION (JDolt): I am a terrible liar. My manager let me fix the deep fat fryer at McDonalds once and now I like to think of myself as a scientist when I flip those fries. Would you like to Supersize that?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:40 am
Seeing as you're the owner, what was the title of the person who promoted you, exactly?
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 6:56 am
I am a scientist- Scientists can't get promoted to administrative positions in your world?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
oh wait... scratch that... factory owner, yeah, that's it...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
I thought you were a scientist...
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:53 pm
I've been working in contract admin for years. More regulation? Some could argue that the extra regulation was not necessary and adds cost to the process!
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:52 pm
But he gave them a grace period and most of them jacked up the rates from 10-11% to 19-22%. Argument fail
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:44 pm
If you want more examples Groucho, I have them. You let me know, ok?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:40 pm
H) He gave tax cuts to 3.5 million small businesses to help pay for employee health care coverage...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
G) He signed the Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying insurance because of a pre-existing condition...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
F) He established the Credit Card Bill of Rights, preventing credit card companies from imposing arbitrary rate increases on customers...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:37 pm
E) He signed the Weapons Systems Acquisition Reform Act to stop fraud and wasteful spending in the defense procurement and contracting system...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:36 pm
D) He insisted that the stimulus package included approximately $18 billion for nondefense scientific research and development...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:35 pm
C) He signed the Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the lives of Americans living with paralysis...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:34 pm
B) He issued an executive order to repeal Bush era restrictions on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:33 pm
A) He signed the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which provides health care to 11 million kids -- 4 million of whom were previously uninsured...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:32 pm
Groucho, for the sake of the conversation,I'd be happy to tell you some of the things I like about Obama:
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:43 pm
Okay,fans,thats the bell ringing.Class is dismissed.I made some GOOD anti-Obama posters to show you haters how it SHOULD be done.Look for them.Take notes & do your homework.Its really not that hard Romneybots.Just take a deep conscious breath.Bye now! :-)
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
P.S.PWNed
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
FLASHBACK(Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): Remembers the time he lost the Special Ed spelling bee. The word? S-W-A-L-L-O-W. Instead he spelled: I-A-M-A-T-E-A-B-A-G-G-E-R. He thought synonyms counted. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:31 pm
TRANSLATION(Grouch**EABAGGEDmarxist): I'm officially pissed... ANGRILY TYPE TYPE TYPE My poor keyboard :-(
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thank God for typos... Otherwise you'd look like a complete idiot as is you're just an idiot ...
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:23 pm
Clarify. Huh? dem won't budge from giveaways? You want them to give away MORE stuff? Okay... thought that you were AGAINST hand outs? Clarify
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:22 pm
We are past that. He had a premature post moment. He thought that was my response to his questions. I was busy typing my answers. I can type fast. But I need more than 3 secs to respond to a question.HAHA
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:15 pm
and the dems won't budge from more giveaways, what's your point?
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:13 pm
in comment #39515 above, you said "Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls."
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:04 pm
Truth be told: You made one good point. Leave mom's basement for a bit. Put down the Red Bull. Walk around outside. Take a deep breath. Then come back and makes posters about THAT one good point.Might actually help your campaign. Hitler Obama posters dont
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:01 pm
So I answered your questions, Teabagger. Anything else you want to know?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:58 pm
So on the Embassy thing, you make a good point. You should tell Romney. He's completely BLOWN a real opportunity and it's too late now for him to take advantage of it. It got buried in the news cycle and by his gaffes. You should email Mitt
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
So on the embassy one: Good point. Is this a disaster like the Carter hostage situation? No, no, no. Obama did his version of a Carter style special OP thing and actually succeeded. This is more like the mistake Bush was making when he said: Mission Accom
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:55 pm
ON the embassy: I actually agree with yo on that one. The President leads from behind. While that covert op stuff works great against folks like Gaddafi and Osama, it doesn't work well against this sort of attack. I think Obama is playing it too safe.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:54 pm
ANSWER: Can't pass anything without the consent of the house and the Repubs only want tax cuts. Tax cuts don't create jobs. They didn't stop the economic meltdown even as Bush passed BIG tax cuts.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:53 pm
Huh? You lost me on this one. Where did I use the word "annihilate" in my answer on debt? Speaking of "bright one" you spelled "annihilate" in a way that would make Forrest Gump proud.LOL It's not "aniliate."LOL No one said you were smart, Teabagger.LMAO
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:52 pm
Really now... You ever hear of the senate? Why is Harry Reid sitting on 30 bills from the house?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:51 pm
ON The unemployed: I dunno. Ask the Republicans. They control the part of govt that makes law. The President simply signs them into a law. Didn't you take constitutional law. Do they teach that in special ed?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
WOW... Anililating Romney in the polls? That does what for the unemployment rate? You're not a bright one.. But then.. I don't expect much from teabagged libs
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
ON debt: I blame the debt on the GOP and Bush since they ran up a big bill for a war we essentially lost. Obama was forced to use debt to buy us time since the collapse of the market was plunging us into paralysis.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:48 pm
(for the deaf) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:47 pm
Is the 16 trillion in debt? Or the 8.3% unemployment? Perhaps it's his bend over and grab the ankles when our embassies are trashed and personnel murdered? What is you like about this loser? Kindred spirit?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:45 pm
(in case u miss it) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:44 pm
I answered you below. Twice in fact. So I take it that this wasn't meant for me but was a conversation you were having with Mittens? Wouldn't spinning knock you off your kneepads? Scratch that... don't want to know. BTW..TMI X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:41 pm
ANSWER: The best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Keep spinning
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Oh, no. I don't mind answering your question. I was just waiting for you to take your kneepads off and finish with Mitten first. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:38 pm
I guess that's a no... Just blind adoration of a complete loser.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
P.S. PWNed.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
How is taking off your kneepads gonna get me to answer your question? You can keep them on. X-D That's the only love Mittens is getting right now.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:54 pm
Word of advice, Teabagger: Leave comedy to the professionals. If you stay here arguing with me all day, aren't you going to miss out on a Teabagger rally/cross burning? X-D Later, Teabagger.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:52 pm
If you keep talking to yourself that way, Teabagger, people might think you're crazy. Wait a sec, they already do. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:51 pm
So sans kneepads tell what you love about babababa bamster?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:50 pm
I'd say it was coming out of every facial orifice you have ... It what happens when you get Teabagged
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:32 pm
Nope. You just can't hear me with all bullcrap coming out of your ears. You should get that looked at, Teabagger. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:55 pm
Something in your mouth? You're mumbling
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 4:02 pm
Shouldn't talk to yourself, Teabagger. They have medication for that, you know. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
s****** the koolaid
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
Say what Teabagged?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:49 pm
Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist:(claims he can SEE things others can't, says)"I see dead people!" TRANSLATION: Yeah, one of them is the Romney campaign. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hey, Teabagger, you can SEE oversampling-in-the-polls, right? *chuckle* Mind telling me who is going to win the Superbowl this year with your special ability?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... A tabloid? Okay, I see your tabloid and I raise you a dozen reputable sources and Fox's very own Chris Wallace's who say Romney is losing in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:28 pm
http://www.examiner.com/article/polls-romney-leads-obama-51-44-on-trust-to-handling-the-economy It's a poll... Keep smilin'
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:14 pm
:)
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:30 pm
100% of "Americans"??? In your freaking dreams... Try.... Lazy welfare liberals, illegals, idiots....


1984 - wow George Orwell was a prophet




DECISION 2012 -


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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:15 pm
I take it back. He did run for President. Another keeper.


THE MITT HITS THE FAN - ROMNEY INSULTED TO DATE: Great Britain, Palestinians, Russia, China, Half of USA, The Elderly, Disabled Vets OUR INTELLIGENCE


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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:12 pm
:)
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
LOL @ your new avatar arnnatz. Project much?
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:21 pm
Authorized by whom, exactly? Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:12 pm
They were authorized the previous year and weren't dependent on the debt ceiling. Duh!
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:11 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:08 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
they go out. Now who controls the treasury department?
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
way to stress your ignorance of american government. Congress doesn't issue the paychecks to the military or social security. Those are disbursed by the treasury department who decides what payments which were authorized by congress go out and when
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:54 pm
Not to put too fine a point on it arnnatz, but once again, a foreigner has to educate you on the workings of your own government. Obama can't make that promise, only Congress can.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:52 pm
c'mon cranky, even someone with your IQ can see it was a political statement. He could have said, you guys are wonderful, I'll make sure you get paid no matter what happens. But no...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... erase Romneys comments from the public record.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... Those guys in the trenches getting sh** at defending my freedom are a bunch of irresponsible entitlement losers who won't take responsibility for their lives? Pardon me arnnatz, but no amount or distraction or deflection is going to...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
You don't see the difference between saying that there "won't be enough money to pay the soldiers unless congress acts" versus...
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:42 pm
When do you turn 15?
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
The same soldiers that Obama said he couldn't guarantee a paycheck for if congress didn't raise the debt ceiling?
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Doctors just want to amputate legs for a quick $50,000
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 6:26 pm
Don't forget, he also insulted active duty soldiers in combat zones.
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:37 pm
Beerack Barry... only drinks and plays golf and blames bush
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
And Barry is the first anti-American president and an INSULT to American values and the Founders.


EPIC FAILURE -


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TO THE NEAREST EXIT - The 47% will show you the way out.




DOJ OFFICIAL ACCIDENTLY CALLS INVESTIGATORS TO ASK HELP IN DECEIVING BARACK OBAMA'S 47% -




INGSOC - Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength Spending is Saving




" 4TH OF JULY 2011 " - Dependent on : Junk Food Golf Teleprompter




MITT ROMNEY - CALLED NEARLY HALF OF AMERICANS "VICTIMS" "MY JOB IS TO NOT WORRY ABOUT THESE PEOPLE"




WE ARE THE .45%! - Now quit your whining.




NOVEMBER 6, 2012 - The joke will be on you two.


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Renza - March 18, 2013, 11:39 am
Just saw this by random chance... lol, turns out not quite so accurate.


BIPARTISANSHIP - Those touching moments when the government can agree on f%$king the people over together.




ENTITLEMENT -




PERSPECTIVE -




THE PROBLEM WITH ROMNEY BEING TWO-FACED - Sometimes one face-palm just isn't enough!


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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 8:39 am
Just a bump in the road
marms - September 25, 2012, 7:23 am
I love how Mitt just double downs on his stupid gaffes, then try's to back away from them. It is hard to staying on message when it's nothing but never ending gaffe after gaffe damage control. LOL ... Great poster :)
romneyisatool - September 19, 2012, 7:29 pm
Oh, you give the insecure troll too much credit. He's not shutting down the conversation. He's running away scared. BIG difference. LOL
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 7:09 pm
Typical. Just plain typical. You don't have a talking point to answer my question, so instead, you're shutting down the conversation. So predictably conserva-typical.
fauxnews - September 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
Epic. 5 L
arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 2:08 am
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arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 1:56 am
Here's my last word to you romney's stool and it applies equally to you and cranky: troll
GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 1:52 am
my my my the losers have such thin skin... You'd think they were just asked to pay for some this...
romneyisatool - September 19, 2012, 12:47 am
I think you get my point. :-) No need to beat a dead Romney's campaign, er, I mean 'horse!' But I'm feeling generous tonight. So I'll give you the last word.
romneyisatool - September 19, 2012, 12:44 am
Talk about projecting.LOL... No one is buying your phony attempt at confidence, the least of all, you. X-D
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Don't feel obligated to answer this, but WTF does being American have to do with anything? I'm not in here applying for a passport.
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 12:25 am
...doesn't, in any way, imply that I'm being either arrogant, or ignorant about mine.
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 12:24 am
I mean, other than the fact I'm not dictating anything to anyone, your statement makes perfect sense. I'm allowed to have an opinion, and I'm allowed to share it with anyone I want to. Just because you're unable to defend your own opinions...
arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 12:21 am
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arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 12:19 am
you are like a broken record. That's a sure sign of ignorance
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 10:47 pm
Speaking of volumes: being consistently bigoted towards foreigners says a lot more about a person than them having/not having seen some TV commercial. Just sayin'
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:41 pm
so, i take it you didn't see obama's "Life of Julia" I think that speaks volumes about you
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:38 pm
and you have to nerve to call others liars. hahahahaha. if you weren't worried, you wouldn't have to try to bull**** so much. So I'll ask you again. Did you even see obama's "Life of Julia"?
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 10:37 pm
Just can't help yourself from making bigoted statements against foreigners, huh arnnatz?
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:34 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:34 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
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romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:32 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:31 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:30 pm
so you haven't seen "Life of Julia" is that what you are saying?
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:29 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oh, if you are going to lie, you can do better than that. That wasn't even a fun lie. LOL.. Obama said he planned to include ALL Americans, even those that don't plan to vote for him. Romney said he plans to blow off the half of America against him
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:13 pm
kind of hypocritical to call out romney for saying the same thing obama said, isn't it?
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:12 pm
Did you happen to catch obama's "Life of Julia" whose premise was that you are dependent on government from cradle to grave? Or his "You didn't build that" that kind of said the same thing about business?


YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID - (and unconstitutional)


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"IF I WAS MEXICAN, I'D BE WINNING THIS BY NOW!" - What's next? Shoe polish on his face before he appears on B.E.T.? (How dumb was Romney's spray tan scam? That would be like Obama growing out his AFRO before speaking at the NAACP.)


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falconfan00 - September 22, 2012, 9:05 am
You call spray tan pandering? When Obama did the same interview, he said his greatest failure was not passing immigration reform. You hear that? He told Univision that was his greatest failure. That, my friend, is PANDERING like a boss. What BS.


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY - I think today our forefathers would be ashamed of what we've done to our country




DEMOCRATS TAKE 240 DAYS OFF -




MAIN STREAM MEDIA 20130724 -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - THis is how Liberals see Obama; the rest of us are not blinded by the teleprompter, we match actions to words and record to the rhetoric.




Government screwed up healthcare -




IN 2008, YOU PROVED YOU WERE NOT A RACIST - now in 2012, prove you are not an idiot!




The Future -




Hey, guys... relax ! You are both right -




PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER - what moderates wanted when they voted for Obama




CAN YOU SPOT WHAT 'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? - MITT ROMNEY VS. CHIPOLTLE Both are fake. Both pretend to be Mexican. Both pretend to be good. (But both are unhealthy for you)


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GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 8:29 pm
Simple.. I must take exception with you regarding your use Downsyndrome.. These are individuals with mental retardation of no fault of their own .. Please do not compare them to stupid people of their own choosing
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 8:27 pm
d*** Twinky You still upset over Ron Paul flaming out? Get a grip dude
fauxnews - October 3, 2012, 2:47 pm
I like this, mate. Romney is a tool and he must have downsyndrome. Is that what you meant to say?
simplegenius - October 3, 2012, 11:44 am
romneyisatoolmust have downsyndrome, Obama can have a pic taken in a restaurant with the owner hugging him, but god forbid Romney take a picture with restaurant workers too? wow that is scraping the bottom..
jaxx - October 3, 2012, 2:02 am
Tool, if your precious leader wins, you will not be a winner. Believe me. You will live to regret these words. We will be fighting over the same rat in the gutter. While the trash man laughs at us!
romneyisatool - October 3, 2012, 12:05 am
Of conservative desperation in the morning? Smells like...victory :-)
GrouchoMarxist - October 2, 2012, 11:44 pm
Still love that smell?
romneyisatool - October 2, 2012, 10:52 pm
Your prize? Hmmmm...Okay, I was gonna wait until November. But, you get a second term of BamBam! Congratulations, Teabagger! X-D You earned it!
romneyisatool - October 2, 2012, 10:51 pm
*YAWN* You didn't make this poster and you know it.
GrouchoMarxist - October 2, 2012, 10:12 pm
I know I know... It was made by an idiot. What's my prize?


PRESIDENT FOR HALF-OF-AMERICA - Makes sense when the person running for President only has half-a-brain. (Romney said in 2007, “Running for president in the YouTube era, you realize you have to be very judicious in what you say,”) DUH!




BURRITO AT CHIPOTLE? $5.00 - Romney making a fool of himself with the 47% of Americans he secretly hates? $$$$ PRICELESS $$$$


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GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 9:14 pm
http://newyork.newsday.com/news/nation/mitt-romney-chipotle-ph**o-becomes-viral-smash-1.4069979


WARNING - pressure on my fourth amendment causes the rapid engagement of my second




1984 - Look for the remake in 2012




BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU - Obama's campaign deploys "truth teams" to tell you what's real...isn't.




SPOILER ALERT! RUN UP TO THE 2014 MID-TERM ELECTIONS -




401K THEFT - Meet the woman in the Obama regime who wants to steal your 401k money in order to give it to public employee pensions: Teresa Ghilarducci.


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JGalt - February 5, 2013, 11:05 pm
Its back in the news- they are worried about how Wall St mismanages your money (actually means- they want to steal it before Wall St does)


4 reasons -




THE 47%...IN DISTINGUISHED COMPANY -




From the past -




SABBATICAL - Bush spent 487 days (33%) of his entire presidency on vacation.




"IT'S THE CANDIDATE, STUPID..." - Replaces "it's the economy, stupid."


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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:06 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D *yawn* You get the point, folks.


ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING, HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of Romney's campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:05 am
Yup, was right about this poster too. X-D...Where you at, Vik? hahahaha
jaxx - September 24, 2012, 1:03 pm
I wouldn't expect anything more from a ja****s.
vbattaile - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
If liberals had brains, they wouldn't be liberals
OlderThanDirt - September 23, 2012, 5:57 pm
Hawaiian Marching Powder. OvERdOse


"IF I WAS MEXICAN, I'D BE WINNING THIS THING BY NOW!" - Romney connects with Latino voters, with 'spray tan.'


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JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:25 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 8:53 pm
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/09/21/Univision-Debacle-Obama-Misleads-Condescends-To-Latino-Community See baby bam bam get owned...
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:11 pm
baby bam bam couldn't answer cos the teleprompter dude wrote in Spanish EPIC FAIL .. Why don't you do something with just a tad of truth... Kneepads holding up there big boy?
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:10 pm
Your mouth
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
For what? To wipe off Romney's spray tan? LOL What's next? Shoe polish on his face before he appears on B.E.T.? AHAHAHAHAHHAA X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:06 pm
Did you notice baby bam bam coiuldn't answer any questions... Did you? You need a tissue?


THE FAT LADY SINGS! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
jaxx - September 30, 2012, 10:48 pm
STATEMENT; THE DEATH OF ROMNEY'S CAMPAGN HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERRATED, HE HAS COME TO WIN!!!


ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING. HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:03 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D


GIVE OBAMA-HATERS A PERMANENT VACATION!! - If they are too stupid to spell, too stupid to know Obama was born here, too stupid to know Romney dissed 47% of them, what makes you think... ...they are smart enough to vote in a good candidate?


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crankyhead - September 26, 2012, 5:54 pm
Vik, your comment, it's somewhat ironic, no?
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 12:48 am
*saddest*
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 12:48 am
The saiddest part is that libtards think this was a tea partier... EPIC FAIL
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs "my muslim faith"
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs bump in the road
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs navy corpse man
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs giving a kid a breathalyzer treatment?
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:31 pm
vs 57 states?


ROMNEY IS DOUBLE THE DOUCHE - Pretending to be right is like a child pretending to be President. (Finally, something Romney is good at!)




" THE TOTAL DISGRACE " - You know the economy is bad when... Greece’s government runs out of ink for tax bills.




TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT - If the Donald runs for President- its only for one reason only: To ensure he splits the vote to keep us under the yoke of Obamalaise, obamunism and obamanomics for 4 more years!




ATTACKWATCH SPONSOR ADOLPH HITLER - Not amused. Neither is co-sponsor, Stalin.




LIBERAL SPEW - Dontcha just feel like you gotta take a shower after listening to a liberal on the radio or TV?




2014 MID-TERM ELECTIONS: ONE LAST HURRAH! -




NO 5TH TERM - Vote Romney




4 MORE YEARS - Read her shirt




2014 Elections -


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OTC - November 15, 2014, 5:00 pm
Or 'I will post a bill online so you can read it before I sign it"
Cyberhagen - November 15, 2014, 12:53 pm
or "This will be the most transparent administration in history", or "I will not appoint lobbyists", or, Don't cross the red line Bashir Al-A$$ad, or else..". or.. I could on.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 7:56 pm
Oh oh, how about "it's Bush's fault!"
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
or how about when Harry Reid said all the people who told horror stories about obamacare were liars?
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:49 pm
Or any of these: http://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/statements/byruling/false/
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
Or maybe If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.
crankyhead - November 5, 2014, 4:19 pm
"If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth…" You mean like State run death panels and Kenyan birth certificates?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 1:50 pm

Considering some of the behaviour around here lately I'm understandably on edge. Nows not the time for cow tipping if you get my meaning.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 9:55 am
Relax moo, I'm just rattling your chain
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 8:17 am

I don't vote on Posters, but thanks for a**uming that.
JGalt - November 4, 2014, 11:43 pm
She insists that voting fraud does not exist. If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth, despite the stories about machines changing republican votes to Democrats. Yet we never hear of the opposite happening
OTC - November 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Strange how my posters just get approval and already have 1 lion votes, mod low balling posters?


WEEKEND AT ROMNEY'S - Trying to trick Americans into thinking his campaign is still alive. (ROMNEY & RYAN 2012: BEST COMEDY ACT OF THE YEAR!)


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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:04 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D BIG TIME


GUNS - HOW THE RIGHT OVERCOMPENSATES FOR BEING "INADEQUATE"




Damn Edward Snowden! -




CONSERVATISM WINS! - Ask Walter Mondale.




So -




AUTOBIOGRAPHY - Chairs from my father..


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jaxx - October 13, 2012, 1:28 pm
You Win!!!...ROFLMAO!!!
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:01 am
Absolutely brilliant. 5,000,000 Ls


WARLORD WITH AK-47 - According to gun control advocates.




CASH FOR CLUNKERS - Q: Just how many more times will Obama keep pushing "Cash for Clunkers" on us?? A: every time- its all he knows!




SO I'LL JUST SAY HAPPY 4TH OF JULY -


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1984? Ha! -




HAPPY NEW YEAR ! -




1984? -




401K - Someone doesn't understand what the downward arrow means.




if man-made global warming was to bring major hurricanes -


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 9:53 pm

Yet I somehow make it worse......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 9:51 pm

Don't I look silly now that the trou Don't I look silly now that the troublemakers comments have been deleted.....I should learn to take my own advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 5:15 pm

So, you're done now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 5:07 pm

Calm down Emma. Try the strawberry rhubarb.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2014, 4:08 pm

I like blueberry pie the best, but I wouldn't say no to lemon meringue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2014, 11:20 pm

So........ No?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2014, 9:37 pm

I take it you don't plan to be mature about this?
OTC - November 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
We're still waiting to see Al Gore's scientific credentials
crankyhead - November 3, 2014, 5:24 pm
Mooo, not to b*** in, but, I for one can't wait to see how he twists this to try to blame his own behaviour on you or me or someone else.
crankyhead - November 3, 2014, 5:22 pm
… to refute the 'facts' as he's presented them, there actually have to be some 'facts' presented. Y'know, logic?
crankyhead - November 3, 2014, 5:21 pm
Oh, he's a meteorologist is he? Perhaps you'd like to kindly tell us which institution gave him his degree? Also, still waiting for you to point out the SCIENTIFIC research he supposedly did, to support his UNSUBSTANTIATED opinion. Ergo; in order...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2014, 8:56 pm

It was only a week long ban. You could have just toughed it out and come back. I'm glad we get to see this side of you though, it's a far cry from all of those pm's you've sent me trying to be my pal and kissing my a**.
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:11 pm
…it is that you live in?
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:11 pm
…think, is he? Hardly. Maybe it's also your a**ertion that every tofu eating, rainbow flag waving, tree hugging long hair in California can accurately represent the interests and ideology of whatever mid west, gun toting, sister kissing trailer park...
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:09 pm
www.thecanadaguide.com? That's the infallible evidence you're using to support your fallacy of composition, is it? Some 30 year old Vancouverite who has self admittedly never left the province is able to tell you what the fine folks of Newfoundland….
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:07 pm
…research, I'm sure everyone in the world will be happy to look over his proofs.
crankyhead - October 31, 2014, 2:07 pm
Hate to break it to ya, but John Coleman is a journalist, not a scientist. Let alone a 'top scientist', or even a "worlds top meteorological scientist', whatever it is you think that is. If you'd like to disagree, please just point out some of his….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2014, 11:58 pm

Still Prime Minister champ. What else you got? What title did she hold before she became Prime Minister? Are you going to tell us she was the maid? pure ignorance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2014, 10:27 pm

Kim Campbell was Canada's first Female prime Minister. 20 years ago......You are ignorant. We have many female and aboriginal leaders. Get your facts straight....again.
OTC - October 30, 2014, 7:23 pm
So you're saying that GOP obstructionism is based on racism?
OTC - October 30, 2014, 7:27 am
I was pointing out the stupid BS made by researchers who made the claim, like Al Gore's stupid BS about the ice caps melting by 2014
OTC - October 30, 2014, 7:19 am
Why bother? Because i think it's funny how there are plenty of stories how man made global warming is responsible for super hurricanes and they will be the new norm, and TA's attack on me seems to suggest i made those claims, so how can i take him serious
OTC - October 28, 2014, 11:23 am
And that, TA, is what the poster is referring to (roll eyes)
OTC - September 17, 2014, 9:45 pm
"the dogs of doom are howling more"
EmmaRoydes - September 16, 2014, 2:17 pm
well, otc, looks like it's your turn to be attacked by the big bad scientist. Careful, his attack dogs are usually right behind him and I think they have rabies.
OTC - September 16, 2014, 12:06 pm
You're confused, you've been talking about Global Warming which i don't deny, I'm making fun of 'Man-Made' Global Warming, which i do deny. Totally different subjects.
terroraustralis - September 12, 2014, 5:53 pm
"sarcastic" eh? so you're saying you arent a climate change denialist? because i dont see a single godd*** shred of sarcasm, i think you made it seriously, and now you're backpedalling because you realise how incredibly dumb it is.
OTC - September 11, 2014, 2:12 pm
wow, all this for you to justify this sarcastic poster about M-MGW and more severe hurricanes.
terroraustralis - September 10, 2014, 5:10 pm
and it pisses me off when people claim these hurricanes are proof of global warming, because they're just clouding the debate with even more unscientific bull****. being right for the wrong reasons is just as bad as being wrong.
terroraustralis - September 10, 2014, 4:59 pm
exactly. the confusion comes from the prediction that global warming will increase the intensity of hurricanes and allow them to appear further north, hurricane(s) katrina and sandy are antecdotal evidence of this, they dont prove or disprove anything.
EmmaRoydes - September 9, 2014, 2:39 pm
right on the money curly
Curlyrocks - September 9, 2014, 1:11 pm
A better a***ogy: a lack of any big hurricane in a year disproves GW is like saying a big hurricane would prove global warming. Hurricanes happen in the caribbean, it's the climate down there.
terroraustralis - September 9, 2014, 3:47 am
saying that the lack of a big hurricane in one year disproves global warming is like saying that the rise in government jobs proves that obama is fixing the economy.
terroraustralis - September 9, 2014, 3:45 am
the lack of big hurricanes in any one year does not prove global warming doesnt exist. my comment was intentionally wrong and stupid, to give you an idea of how wrong and stupid your poster looks to us. seriously, look at the comment directly below this.
OTC - September 8, 2014, 3:34 pm
Get your facts straight, Obama is NOT getting rid of ALL the jobs, just the private sector ones. I have a government job.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 11:56 pm
Emma, who is your "doodoo heads" reply directed at?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 9:46 pm
after all, you are an admitted flaming liberal
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 9:45 pm
speaking of doo doo heads, what do you do for a living besides welch off of other people's hard work and income?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 9:44 pm
You mean like the MTU definition: Computer science is a discipline that spans theory and practice. I don't deal in computer theory, I deal exclusively in hands on networking and programming.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 9:13 pm
You could always look up the definition of 'computer scientist' if you've got some issue with what I said. Before you do that though, you should alert your neighbors that you'll be flying into fit of rage, and that they shouldn't worry.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 9:10 pm
Considering that we were discussing your pot/kettle attitude, I think it's obvious that my 5 minutes of research did in fact, produce something useful, on-topic and sensible. No surprise to anyone that you disagree. #boohoomoments
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2014, 3:56 pm

You guys are boring. Why don't you talk about politics instead of arguing over who's the bigger doo doo head?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 3:43 pm
Sure, cranky, just like someone who has a baccalaureate in art is an artist, right?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 3:20 pm
might even come up with something useful, on-topic, or sensible for a change. Pretty doubtful that you could pull that off though.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 3:19 pm
I reply in kind to people like you who attack me. You just like to attack without provocation. Hence the stupidity you are exhibiting in this conversation. You should try to focus a little, take a moment, and think before you respond to comments. You
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:57 pm
Emma, people with degrees in computer science, are called 'computer scientists'. Just so's ya know, child.
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:56 pm
Yeah, we all see what you do, and as we've just established, ever since your "very first comment" on this site, you attack other members, and call them names and then cry like a stuck pig whenever someone dares to hold you to your own standards.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 1:40 pm
Nope, I said that I have a baccalaureate in computer science. I never claimed to be be a scientist of any kind. Do I need to explain the difference to you?
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 1:37 pm
All righty then. My comment where I referred to you as skippy happened in September, and you used it in your argument about when I first got here. Now do you see what I did there?
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:08 pm
Speaking of hallucinations, didn't you claim to be a computer scientist, around two week ago Emma?
crankyhead - September 2, 2014, 1:01 pm
Apparently, I understand calendars better than you do, Emma.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:29 am
rein in that ego. Life can suck when you think the internet is all about you or everyone is stupid compared to you, Einstein (or is that Epstein?)
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:28 am
waaaaah! my reputation with you is permanently ruined. How will I ever live with myself. I've never claimed to be a scientist, but if that's your most recent hallucination, go with it, it suits you just fine. In the meantime, stop trolling me and try to
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:27 am
avoid politics. It's not for the feint of heart.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:26 am
when did you hallucinations begin to think that I have an anti-science avatar? Why would I change it to annoy you? Your ego gets in the way of being a contributing member of this site by taking everything here as if it was directed at you. Toughen up or
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:25 am
just go to hell.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:24 am
I'm glad it annoys you even if it isn't true. I post . whenever the desire to post a comment strikes me. You want me to stop, become a mod, then you can be the egotistical a**hole that you play so well and you can decide who you want to post. Otherwise,
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:21 am
I didn't say I knew you were being sarcastic, I said you were being an a**hole. I've never pretended that I was you friend. It's not something I desire nor am I foolish enough to think the internet is my real life.
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 11:20 am
I didn't notice that you were a mod now. If memory serves me correctly, they are the only ones that can tell me whether or where I can post. Besides, THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR POSTER, so WHY POST COMMENTS AT ALL?
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:52 am
And there is a reason I chose the words CONFIRMATION BIAS with you. you, i, and pretty much everyone else here knows that reason. So you can stop pretending to be stupid about that as well.
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:46 am
your reputation is permanently ruined with me. The only thing more laughable than you being a scientist is watching you pretend to be civil or my friend. I dont respect you, i despise you. Why? You're insincere AND proud of your confirmation bias
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:45 am
you even changed your avatar into an anti-science nutter one because you thought it would annoy me. troll much? so stop playing stupid. no one with integrity here is buying it. that's why only YOU believe in your own BS. i don't speak troll, only you do
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:45 am
and before you say "hurr durr,Im not a troll",you confessed to trolling when you said "But I now know that my posting caused your panties to get in a bunch, so I'll refrain from responding to any further responses you make" like all trolls,you're bragging
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:44 am
so now you're just following me around, harassing me in the way that has worked for you in the past. ill admit, it IS really, really, REALLY annoying, but you're not gonna provoke me into an outburst that will get me banned. your plan wont work.
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:44 am
You said you knew I was being sarcastic. Just like the way you know you were being phony by pretending to be civil and by pretending you were ever my friend. You are neither. Now you know this too. So commit it to memory OR at least admit you're trolling
terroraustralis - September 2, 2014, 10:43 am
then WHY REPLY AT ALL??? THIS ISNT EVEN YOUR POSTER. i wasn't talking to you. you know i dont care for your anti-science nutter views. so the only reason for you to say ANYTHING is because (a) you want to troll me or (b) you're pretending to be my friend
EmmaRoydes - September 2, 2014, 12:17 am
I take you don't know what month it is. It's ok, cranky, nobody expects you to understand calendars.
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 9:31 pm
September? What? #usemilkonyourcheeriosinsteadofwhiskey
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 7:57 pm
To me, your postings sound like sour gra**s. Did you get banned from the site? Did it make you cry? Do you miss the site? Do you miss me?
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 7:54 pm
Not that it's of any concern of yours, but I chose the name because I found it amusing. If you don't find it amusing, to quote your God, "sue me"
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 7:40 pm
I guess you have no sense of time, right? Which comes first, now think hard, April or September? tick tock
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 6:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 5:35 pm
I guess 'Skippy' is a term of endearment now? =) #hooklineandsinker
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 5:34 pm
Pretty abrasive isn't it?
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 5:34 pm
The earliest post of mine that I could find was on April 19 where I said "Holy Crap! A Squirrel" http://www.politifake.org/globalcomments.php?p=65388
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 5:16 pm
Tell me, skippy, what was my very first post on this site?
crankyhead - September 1, 2014, 5:05 pm
Not willing to be held to her own standard, Emma posts this absolute gem of a retort, completely forgetting all about the tone and direction of her own "very first posting" on this website. #pot/kettle
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 2:00 pm
and as far as Julie goes, her very first posting on this site was attacking me. So your love for her and sorrow at seeing her go is totally lost on me anyway. Sounds like a "boo hoo" moment to me.
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 1:45 pm
But I now know that my posting caused your panties to get all bunched up, so I will refrain from responding to any further smart a** comments that you make. Bueno?
EmmaRoydes - September 1, 2014, 1:44 pm
I wasn't trying to initiate a discussion with you, nor do I wish to have you respect my views. I merely put it out there in response to a smart a** statement that you posted, nothing more, nothing less.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:41 pm
i didnt realise it at the time, but julie really took a bullet for me. the way you baited her let me see just how insidious and manipulative you really are. you're probably the most skilled troll i've ever had the misfortune of coming in contact with.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:36 pm
its like you're meticulously researched exactly what pisses me off the most, and figured out how to apply it perfectly... i should applaud you, its not often that trollbait fails by being too good...
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:34 pm
to put it more bluntly, i've never seen an argument so perfectly designed to make me explode. you wont trick me into swearing or insulting you, but you're doing too good of a job at rubbing me the wrong way, to not be trolling.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:24 pm
how am i supposed to believe that you want a serious discussion when you keep acting like this whole thing is a big joke? i've seen you form coherent arguments before, and yet you refuse to use a coherent argument with me.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 12:14 pm
you civil and try to initiate a discussion, and then you bring this to the table? thats like showing up to a barbecue with a tofu turkey and alcohol-free beer. how am i supposed to respect your views when you cite articles that oppose your argument?
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 11:58 am
what has me even more confused is the fact that you're citing an article that is in favour of the idea of manmade climate change. you dont believe a word these people say, and yet you're telling me to trust them?
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 11:49 am
it even states "It is premature to conclude that human activities--and particularly greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming--have already had a detectable impact on Atlantic hurricane activity.", you're doing a good job of refuting the poster.
terroraustralis - September 1, 2014, 11:44 am
strange, it doesnt say anywhere that not having a hurricane in any one year means that global warming isnt real... it just says that global warming will increase the frequency of strong hurricanes.
EmmaRoydes - August 31, 2014, 8:58 am
Sorry, that should have been *according to NOAA...
EmmaRoydes - August 31, 2014, 8:56 am
According to NASA: http://www.gfdl.noaa.gov/global-warming-and-hurricanes
terroraustralis - August 31, 2014, 4:28 am
what do hurricanes have to do with global warming?
EmmaRoydes - August 30, 2014, 9:59 am
What does this poster have to do with the number of jobs?
terroraustralis - August 30, 2014, 1:11 am
to clarify, i dont like obama, and i dont like stupid bull****, and the notion that anyone has ever said "global warming means big hurricanes every year" is some REALLY stupid bull****.
terroraustralis - August 30, 2014, 1:09 am
if obama is getting rid of all the jobs, howcome you still have one?


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